Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothin’ around!! He’s always late!
by Podney Reete March 12, 2024
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Ghost Horse

A glitch in red dead original online that made a lot of people very angry the glitch makes you invisible so you can kill anyone without being detected
Player 1: Poppy is going to get the Ghost Horse quickly shoot him with the Emergency rescue rifle/ Explosive Rifle
Player 2: Ok no more Ghost Horse for poppy
by DARK MEL0DY February 16, 2020
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urban horse

A guniea pig that is within city limits.
Joan owns two urban horses.
by D3boyz September 26, 2023
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Horses Minorses

A term describing frustration or exhaustion.

Synonym: Chrysler cars.
Jack: "This work is a pain in my rear *sputters*"
Jill: "Horses Minorses
by Professor Doodlewacker January 20, 2024
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Nude Horse

The game is like normal basketball horse except instead of spelling horse to lose, you remove your clothes and the first one nude is the loser
by chrome heart tag March 15, 2020
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horse malarchy

An improved version of malarchy. Used to describe an unfavorable situation or when something backfires. Made popular by Vocal Status.
"I was supposed to have a party at my house, but no one showed."
"That's some real horse malarchy."
by Stretch Massee October 11, 2007
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horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 11, 2021
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