Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 22, 2010

hat Noi

Always trying to confess their love but keeps on rejecting them

Mlady for you
Shut your ass up Chat Noir

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

Hat Throw

A lie. Something so ridiculously false that it causes anyone nearby wearing a hat to throw it to the ground in disgust.

p1: Hey man, i had sex with jessica alba last night.

p2: hat throw!

by N8H January 17, 2009

Hat trick

When someone sleeps with a married women who has kids and is currently pregnant.

I just fucked Monica, the perfect hat trick. She's married, has two kids, and one child on the way.

by Anonymous Jerry July 9, 2014

High Level Hat Trick

The act of blowing a load in a woman's anus then vagina and then mouth in 3 separate times in a 24hour period.

" yo I scored a High Level Hat Trick on my sexy gf today. And she took it like a champ she's definantly a keeper."

by SJD October 24, 2012

Big Gae Hat

Any hat that is colorful (aka a rainbow) or has a pride flag on it and if you wear it, you either the big gae or you support LGBTQ+, either way no one cares

Yea i just got a Big Gae Hat

by LmaoNa October 5, 2020

hat racker

The simple art of slamming someone’s head onto a hat rack making the holding part go through the back base of the skull.

Cunt: oie you little shit get ere and fight mi.
Jack: I’ll give you a frickin hat racker you plump weezal.

by Shlouchty cunt April 14, 2020