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Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.
"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."
by afro-d October 28, 2008
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Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time
This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.
by RD94 November 25, 2021
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Trump Dump

Oh! I hate such a big dinner that I need to take a Trump Dump!
by thejv022 March 25, 2017
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Pump and Dump

"Beating retards at a game they don't know how to play and then LYING AND STEALING when you're too stupid to win" ~ Hym Iam
Hym "Hey! I want to pump and dump too! I want pump and dump Trump's daughter. If I can pump and dump Trump's daughter... You don't have to pay for the AI. But, seriously, maintain the tariffs and don't negotiate. He is clearly trying to screw over the American populus. AND... Upwards of 20 kids have been murder explicitly because I have been ignored! If you asked the Uvadle shooter what he wrote on the board in blood... What would he say?"
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.
Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"
by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023
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Trump Dump

When you are soo full of shit that an enormous amount of bullshit is leaking outta your shit tunnel.
I took a huge Trump Dump on my buddy Billy. I bent over and just unloaded a giant steaming pile of bullshit down his throat to the point where he accepted it and gobbled it down.
by Elohdaeh November 11, 2020
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