Blump and Dump

When a person is giving a blumpkin and after the man nuts the blumper shits all over his cock and balls while the man is still dazed from the nut

Dude, after I brought her home from last night she gave me a blump and dump, don’t worry I cleaned up

by The blumper May 8, 2025

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020

Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014

Fat Daddy Dump

Fat Daddy Dump or FDD, is a person who will eat anything and everything. Usually the person who scarfs down other people's leftovers when they're not looking.

Originally seen on S2E8 of the youtube show 2Gingers, where Brian destroyed 50 McNuggets.

Look at that Fat Daddy Dump over there stealing fries from those children, dipping them in their chocolate milk, and eating them in front of their faces. Dude's got problems.

by 2Gingers May 28, 2020

Dumping Onions

Having a poor diet being reflected in the flavour of one's semen.

Oh Christ, Rick! What have you been eating? You're dumping onions

by Deschain1985 June 11, 2022