Dirty kon

When you ejaculate into her eye and then cut her dads dick off and eat it with tea and biscuits

Jesus jack he’s pulled a dirty kon on her

by Jh32468 March 15, 2021

Dirty John

We dont speak of Dirty John, he comes up behind you when you're in a bush.

We dont speak about Dirty John

by UrbanKai April 15, 2021

Dirty Aden

A dirty Aden is when you stick a finger in your ass mid masturbation while trying to scratch your ass.

Dang bro I pulled a dirty Aden last night in the bathroom

by DigBig daddy May 4, 2021

Dirty FastJack

When you’re playing Xbox and you kill somebody and they spawn behind you and start fucking you with a used sock and then finish in both of your ears. Then they will keep fucking your mouth until the semen in your ears comes out of your mouth

Wow a dirty FastJack gets after it

by Benny157383 January 12, 2023

Dirty Doc

Imagine you wake up with such a raging boner that your dick drills a hole in your bed. It felt good, did it? You have never came so fast from something so simple. Just you and your little hole in the bed. From now on this becomes your goal in life. You go home every day, going to sleep, just to fuck the tiny hole in the bed and fill your mattress with warm fresh cum. After a while it gets boring, you decide to experiment. You go out, buy the highest quality top notch lube. Back home. All excited like its your first day of school in first grade all over again. You get naked and go to your little hole in the bed. Its lubed up and it feels amazing, you couldn't wish for anything more in this life. Just when you are about to bust a nut enough to crusade the whole Europe and half of Asia, your dad busts into the room and catches u red handed. He knows what you are doing. He was young once. He had a hole in his bed as well. He sits down next to you, you are desperately trying to hide your immense boner while he talks you through how his hole in bed almost made him commit war crimes while both of you cry. Ingame.

Dirty Doc means sus man

by BikaBika September 25, 2023

Dirty Günter

When an uncircumcised man cums onto a woman’s vagina, not having the cum enter, and sucks it off of her vagina. After sucking the cum off he then kisses his dad while his dad’s penis is stuck inside of a door and puts the cum into his mouth. Then you start a five-some with your mom, dad, best friend, girlfriend, and a random homeless man with herpes. And then you cum all over your mom’s vibrator/dildo. Then you put your penis in a ceiling fan at full speed with blades on it and circumcise yourself.

Oh man, blood sprayed everywhere while I was doing a dirty Günter last night

by Father Germany June 25, 2022

dirty pierre

When a guy is screwing someone in the ass and right before he cums, rips out some of his partner's pubic hair, holds it up to his upper lip, and screams, "Huh-huh!" (in a French manner).

Before I ejactulate in my girlfriend's derriere, I'm going to commit a dirty pierre! Oui-oui!

by TheReverend April 4, 2004