dance yrself clean

A call to action at the end of a night of partying. You dance out all the things that might have gone wrong or right. Mistakes you made, dumb things you said, woes and joys of the night and your greater life in general. You stop what you're doing, grab your friends, and fucking dance like its the last night on earth for this one last song of the night.

You must use the LCD Soundsystem song of the same name (dance yrself clean) and crank it loud as fuck. Assemble people throughout the entire intro and jump and go crazy when the beat drops.

James: I'm fucking over my major man, why did I ever think I should study accounting this can't be my life...

Joseph: That sucks man. You remember how I told you I'm in love with jessica? She's fucking this shitty ass dude right now...
James: Fuck, I'm sorry dude. You need to dance yrself clean asap.
Amelia: dam y'all that shits heavy. Only one thing to do. Lets dance ourselves clean!

by chef's salty balls March 4, 2022

slow dance handy

Slow dancing in the kitchen getting a handjob while listening to jack Johnson

"I got a hand job in the kitchen while slow dancing and listening to jack Johnson. She gave me a slow dance handy."

by Dinosaur7 March 14, 2017

gay dance mom

someone who can’t figure out their aesthetic

i’m a gay dance mom

by dancer_queen_9281 December 20, 2019

drunken barn dance

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

What

by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016

default dance december

when someone says "default" or "dance" you have to do fortnite default dance. this also works with "default dance." if someone says "default," "dance" or default dance repeatly, that person has to do the default dance.

person 1. yo man
person 2. have you heard of the dance competition
person 1. does default dance
person 3. happy default dance december guys
person 1 and 2. does default dance

by a retarded, random person November 24, 2018

private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby

yeah that concert was like a private school dance

by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016