Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
by skytar December 5, 2017
Get the Jonah Bonermug. So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...
by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015
Get the Boner eyeballmug. A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.
by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013
Get the Boner bruisemug. n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job
Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.
by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019
Get the Siren bonermug. by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022
Get the Pizza bonermug. "I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."
by Eekmin February 13, 2014
Get the Personality Bonermug. When your pecking bird gets to restless in the middle of a presentation and every one in the class sees it.
by Xxxgodxxx9 November 8, 2019
Get the Class Bonermug.