Andrew

A very cute boy who has weak knees and you could definitely beat him in a marathon. I challenge you to a duel. Bye bye little gremlin boy.

Person 1: oh my who is that?!
Person 2: that’s andrew
Person 1: oh ok

by tatumhasgreatkneecaps January 8, 2022

Andrew

Andrew is the one retarded bum ass kid that is in everybody's school. This kid tries to be funny but actually ends up making a fool of himself and is usually socially awkward. Andrew is an empathetic kid but makes up for that in his lack of math and language art skills.

"Yo, that kid Andrew is literally so stupid, I swear I asked him for math questions and he gave me his science homework."

by ObeliskanfromBelow January 10, 2022

Lord Andrew of Scotland

Lord Andrew of Scotland is a 12-year-old who owns 5 x 5 square meters of land in Scotland. Everyone refers to him as "Andrew", but he doesn't like that. If you refer to him as "Lord Andrew of Scotland" he will be pleased, however, if you do not, he will power trip on you.

Person 1. That guy? He owns 5 x 5 square meters in Scotland *AUGHHHHH*
Person 2. Oh him? He wants to be called "Lord Andrew of Scotland", stupid right?

by AndrewTeash January 15, 2022

Lord Andrew of England

That one guy called "Andrew" who owns a plot of land in the U.K. If you do not call him by his official name (Lord Andrew of England), he will power trip, and you will see how terrifying his massive ego is. He also owns a taser, so don't mess with him. If you happen to go to his land, well, you'll have to see the horrible war crimes that will be committed.

Person 1. Oh him? You'd rather want to talk to the quiet kid than Lord Andrew of England
Person 2. "Lord Andrew of England"? How old is this kid, 5?!
Person 3. OMG IS THAT LORD ANDREW OF ENGLAND???!!!!

by AndrewTeash January 16, 2022

Andrew Garfield

The most perfect man on earth. He's like "a shot of espresso" lol

He is known for playing Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-Man Movies 1 and 2; and in Spider-Man: No Way Home. Also for breaking Gwen Stacy's neck, but that's another matter.

He also was in a relationship with Emma Stone (His co-star of TASM 1 & 2).

Guy 1: Yo what you think of Andrew Garfield's spidey?
Guy 2: He's the best.

by localmenkisser January 17, 2022

Andrew Curtis

A really fit, hot, sexy and goofy man. His scrumptious giggles make your insides bubble with joy and his secretive side just makes him so much more seductive. You would sometimes find yourself at 3:33am watching his TikTok’s on repeat as he snorting laughter enters your ears. His TikTok’s are like an addiction and if you’re not careful, you too will be snorting away and become an AndyCurtis

“I love Andrew Curtis”
“Andy Curtis is so goofy”
*giggle snort*

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

Andrew

When you like girls but want a huge cock shoved up your ass

That dude is such an Andrew

by CatOnAHat January 21, 2022