butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.

Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Butt Suck

The insertion of toilet paper or a sock between ones buttcheeks to prevent and absorb excess moisture and/or leakage from ones anus and/or vagina.

Sarah was quite embarrassed when her butt suck fell out of her pant leg in line at the grocery store. It was really nice of the gentleman to let her know.

by TJ Karns January 22, 2007

butt crap

incrusted shit in your ass that cannot be scraped out

dude close ur ass theres butt crap speard all up in there

by Rough Trick Jim February 28, 2008

Skuzzle-butt

The legendary monster of Colorado with a hand of celery, a leg of Patrick Duffy, and a penchant for weaving baskets.

by Shawn Curran October 27, 2003

Butt Munch

Stupid or idiotic person.

Shut up you butt munch!

by SamiAtHami August 16, 2006

Pucker Butt

When Some one will not take it in the ass. Or some one is so tight assed they can't spend a dime one any thing or any one.

She is a Pucker Butt cause she don't do anal. My boy friend is such a pucker butt and will not spend a dime on me.

by Andrea February 13, 2005