Noah

Whatever you do, don't name your child Noah. He will end up fingering and slapping a bass guitar while you're trying to sleep.

Person 1: Fucking Noah kept me up again...
Person 2: In a good way?
Person 1: No he'd rather finger his bass

by WordSmith2005 August 2, 2022

Pull a Noah

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.

"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."

"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."

by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

Noah

An average person who wishes they had great afl skill. Noah’s seem mean at first but as you get to know him it gets slightly better. Noah’s very competitive and can’t take a loss,but if he wins you’ll have the worst day full of him rubbing it in your face

Who’s that guy? He’s pushing me around

He’s the new kid Noah

by Thetruther99 December 28, 2021

Noah

The most attractive person ever, all Noah’s are better than people names Monroe, rose, Sophie, amaya, and Micah, the hottest man at victory church, so tall, muscular and handsome, 5’9 black boys named Noah do it the best

Honey this NOAH guy is so good imma leave you and turn gay

by noah_jo32 November 26, 2023

Noah

A person who likes to smash his head against his iPad when playing fortnite .

”Noah’s iPad his bent from playing fornite.”

by Aussie mate May 23, 2019

noah

an Indian white boy who makes jokes about Mexican Asian people for thinking that sushi is a burrito and dipping sauce is Donald trumps Dorito flakes on his face

Noah is an aidsical

Obama is not a noah

by gaymater mc liking it February 15, 2022

Noah

the gayest nigga you will ever meet

Person A: Hey, have you seen Noah?
Person B: Wtf do you want with that femboy slut?

by bagofmilkenjoyer December 18, 2022