San Francisco wet wipe

When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass

That shit was so messy I had to use a San Francisco wet wipe

by Damon184 June 11, 2025

San

The most beautiful and genuine man you’ll see, he owns the stage like no other with his charisma and dance skills. He’s the sweetest boy with the warmest smile and his personality is priceless.

Elle: Who’s your favourite kpop performer?

Lydia: Choi San from ATEEZ!

by SanieShiber November 21, 2021

san

the bestest friend in the whole worldddddd and the cutest !!!!!

san is the besttttt friend in the world and i love him

by didipew November 21, 2021

Pac-Sans

A mentally retarded instagram user. Originally known by his former alias, "Froggo"
He's a stupid, funny and a chill guy.

"Dude I'd fuck Pac-Sans."

"What.
Get out of my house."

by MMBP November 21, 2021

SANS

Steven After Not Surviving. After Steven, from the show Steven Universe died, he was buried. His body turned into a skeleton, but because he was a crystal gem he stayed alive. But because he was buried, he sank into the Underground, the setting in which the game Undertale takes place. He needed to think of a name so he thought of a name that would represent who he was. Steven After Not Surviving. The reason Sans is depressed is because he doesn't want to forget the crystal gems he used to be friends with.

Sans is from Steven Universe, not Earthbound.

by anonymous April 9, 2024

San Antonio Special

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.

Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!

by SATXBro April 9, 2024

sans

The character with the best fucking fan songs in existence

person 1: "hey have you listened to an enigmatic encounter"
person 2: "no"
person 1: "its a sans fan song remix thing"
person 1: "you should kill yourself, waste of oxygen"

by fatalsilliness April 12, 2024