jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

fake-o-gram

fake-o-gram:

1. a telegram which is not legitimate or written by the stated author

2. a quantity of a substance which is supposed to be cocaine, heroin or another illicit drug, but isn't

3. a mammogram done on breasts which are not entirely 'genuine equipment' or 'all original gear'

Ex.1
My grandfather thought that he got a telegram from Frank Sinatra, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram from his brother Louie.

Ex.2
My pal Jim once bought what he thought was a gram of cocaine, but it turned out to be a fake-o-gram baking sugar.

Ex.3
My pal Val is awaiting the results of her fake-o-gram on those beautiful sweater puppets.

by GlennyJ December 11, 2013

Schmeer-o-sphere

The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.

Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!

by SuzyG October 20, 2008

boa o wora

A bottle of water.

Oi mate pass me the boa o wora.

by modestaska May 28, 2020

O shizl gzngahr

Originated from "Scary Movie 3" (2003), this term used to indicate panic, dismay or grief.

O shizl gzngahr, there is an earthquake going on!

by Dankie97 July 20, 2021

H-O to the MO

A phrase created by www.facebook.com/michaelreillymusic that describes something corny or suspect of being gay.

Person 1: Are you eating a banana ...whole? Person 2: Yeah, man. What other way is there to eat a banana? Person 1: How about breaking them into individual pieces and eating them separate so it doesn't look like your performing oral sex? Eating a banana whole is H-O to the MO, son! Person 2: Dude, you're so right. I never thought of it that way.

by @m_dot_reilly May 29, 2011