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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
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Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances
"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."
by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024
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Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.
The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park
by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024
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monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019
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Short Dick

As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.

As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
by Xi- November 18, 2020
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door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.
WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!
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Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.
Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”
by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022
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