dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

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Dick

Slang for penis

The person reading this has a small dick

by Sexyhomophobe December 22, 2020

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dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

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Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

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Dick Unit

A police detective. Usually because their radio call sign contains a D and in the police phonetic alphabet its said as David, but officers like to call them Dick, because most detectives are in fact dicks.

Patrol officer: "We got a dead body, someone call a dick unit."

by RazerBlade07 August 14, 2012

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dick-shelved

When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.

Tammy blew me so fast that she dick-shelved me before I got a chance to really take a deep plunge.

by Damastta July 9, 2012

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