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Pencil Dick

Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
'Lose my number pencil dick.'
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
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Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.
"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"
by mannnysg October 2, 2016
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Dicking

When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female
“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”
by Malcolm the coolest October 24, 2022
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tads dick

24inch bbc that can penetrate through walls and a 2 year old stinky tuna
ohh yea tads dick is so huge
by Big nick fag September 23, 2020
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National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.
by National Day announcement June 24, 2022
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Tiny Dick Syndrome

Symptoms:

A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
If you have Tiny Dick Syndrome, stay away from me.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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Dick

Man y'all all know what a pipi or what a cock is
by HSAAYU January 6, 2020
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