National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

by Fartface867 April 11, 2025

National Watch a Christmas Carol Day

On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.

Hey guys let’s watch a Christmas Carol because it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol day.

by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019

Baja Blast Day

Baja Blast Day is located on the 6th of May, where everybody pays tribute to the great beverage.

I'm gonna cum to Baja Blast trap feet armpit sweaty vore hentai on Baja Blast Day.

by Asher The Fat May 07, 2020

Shoot your shot day

A day where you ask the girl you like out

Boy: Omg it’s National shoot your shot day Hey girl

Girl: Hey
Boy: will you be my girlfriend

by BB_JS11 January 15, 2021

Ugly day

June 20th is national ugly day

“My birthday is on June 20th ugly day”

by Theyluvme September 02, 2021

Kids these days

Kids are hard to understand. They act waaaaaaaay mature for their age. Often says stuff they're not supposed to say like daddy! or fmh (fuck me hard)! and cuss words? don't even get moi started..

whats wrong with kids these days everything!

by whatsmyname?idk April 14, 2018

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 04, 2019