Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.

aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!

by cyberkez March 1, 2011

Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids

mathew has a small dick

by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

Dick Trapped

when you keep attracting the same type of men

Cynthia: ''omg look at that tall handsome guy!''
nicky:''looks like your type, be careful. he might get you dick trapped.''
cynthia:'' as in, ''trapped. in the closet?''
nicky: Never dance naked on tables!

by VoidDreamWalker March 17, 2023

Dick Flick

Porn

While the boy's girlfriend was with her friends watching The Notebook, he stayed home to watch dick flicks.

by doublestufforeo August 17, 2015

Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream

Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick

by The Solero slut June 12, 2022

rolling a dick

Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

Aye bro you tryna Roll A Blunt after school?
Rolling a dick: Taking 2 rolling papers and putting them together short ways to make it thicker

by KrisKone November 9, 2017