Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.

Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

Chama Dick

'Chama' being slang for charmer is when someone thinks they have authority over you. It is used as a response to insinuate that they have no charm preciding over you.

Gimme your chair..
go such Chama Dick

by JannyM November 22, 2011

Rowdy Dick

A very skanky, infested, moldy, infected looking dick.

This rancher in Missouri decided to jerkoff after working some livestock, next thing you know he had the rowdy dick....gross.

by Lorddizzik February 11, 2017

Discord Dick

When someone on Discord is being mean and unreasonable for no reason at all.

Man, Kyle was being such a discord dick last night. He was just putting everyone down for no reason.

by Besser435 December 2, 2018

Dick Down December

Parallel to No Nut November except the goal is to get dicked down as many times as u can. Guys go get some pussssayyyyyyyyy

"Hey Chloe can you believe it's the end of No-Nut-November"
"Yeah can't wait to get dick in Dick Down December!"

"Me too fr"

by GreenRatMan69 November 2, 2022

Dick Girl

A girl who plays man sports ( soccer , baseball , basketball) and only talk to gay boys

Dont talk to her , she is a dick girl

by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017