just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.

Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.

by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021

dick fluff

The stuff on the end of your dick when your very unhealthy

Yo don’t buy his cotton candy it’s filled with Nathan’s dick fluff

by Big dick 62 March 12, 2018

Dick Window

The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.

Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.

Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.

by give2figs October 19, 2022

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 03, 2021

Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at

Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes

by 123datboi123 February 06, 2019

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 06, 2020

Flappy dick symptom

Ed has a flappy dick

Flappy dick symptom Ed has a flappy dick

by Skeet fuck shit March 22, 2021