Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
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there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
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Dick raunch _a undesirable woman, where, a penis will become flaccid and have a foul order and will Visible sores and scarring
That girl has a dick raunch attached to her name and has been known to the entire town as a bike , you know everybody gets a ride
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