dick gob'n

A willing individual that makes the gobble of a holiday bird while choking on the chode.

Santa stopped half way down the chimney when the sweet sounds of my dick gob'n wife giving me my christmas eve gift

by MacsNeverSlipp March 7, 2015

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck

Just here posting my dick mom

by 18gdup May 9, 2021

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick Delight

They tingly feeling im your dick after an orgasm that remains for hours.

I feel so relaxing after getting blown in the woods by that stranger. I can feel it now many hours later. Total dick delight.

by Muckyfingers82 November 6, 2024

National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Pissy dick

A nasty unwashed penis

You need to wash that pissy dick before you come to bed.

by Peppys mom March 3, 2019