Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."
by Slipnslide December 28, 2023
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Get the small dickmug. The understanding of the likelyhood of every adult hand has touched a dick through unique circumstances and is now pass said dick residual.
After Bernard shook hands with Jennifer, he looked at his hand afraid of the possible residue dick residing.
by Yomama beaverhausen December 20, 2023
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by Quetip October 20, 2019
Get the National suck a dick daymug. 
Someone who is a dick in the figurative sense, or looks like one, and who also looks like a potato, in the literal sense, who is also attempting to gain the highest political office in their land. See Australian opposition leader 2025 election.
Do you think Peter Dutton will be a dictator if he gets into office? Have you seen a photo of him now he shaves his head? He a full blown Dick Tater, mate.
by Appos mates. April 17, 2025
Get the Dick Tatermug. Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
Get the Schrodingers Dickmug.