mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.

"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"

by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.

He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.

by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016

Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class

girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances

"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."

by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis

look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.

by endangereddingus May 23, 2024