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Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina
BRO! Your giving me Benjamin Button's dick!

It was so cold out side that i have Benjamin Button's dick
by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016
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Dick Fagger

Founding member of the Rolling Stones.
He raped Lwren Scott and gave her kidney stones before her death.
Gregory: I love Coldplay.
Constance: Do you like the Rolling Stones?
Gregory: They're alright.
Constance: I love them, Dick Fagger has a nice voice.
Gregory: I see.
by GregNelson29 May 22, 2023
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big dick energy

person 1: were u at margo's concert last night? i couldn't tell if i wanted to be her or fuck her
person 2: yeah total big dick energy
by ksab20 October 30, 2019
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Dick on a Stick

A term for the pornstar or only fans performer who doesn't show his face, only his body and penis.
Yo man did you see (input name) video last night. Yea man that dick on a stick really rammed her in.
by JFresh923 June 4, 2020
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Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.
" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "
by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016
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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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