Big ass tittie face

You are a big ass tittie face means yo ass is to big and yo titties are bigger than yo face

Hey woman you got a big ass tittie face :) ;)

by Bigboi099 March 7, 2022

Taco Ass's

A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.

1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?

2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.

by JDingus January 12, 2026

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

by Soulprowler January 14, 2026

Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026

Flat Ass Society

A select club frequented only by those with the finest of pancaked rear ends. An ass so flat that even a bicycle pump could not bring it back to life.

Her ass is so flat, she could be the major shareholder and chief executive of the Flat Ass Society

by LordChewie January 15, 2026

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026