dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

Dick-fished

When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture

You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!

by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020

Dicking

Fingering of a male's urethra

Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you

by Nah Cuz May 12, 2023

Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.

John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.

by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017

dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from

thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.

by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013

door handle dick

A mans penis/cock that is bent.

WOW! That woman has a huge 15 inch door handle dick in her hand!

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024

dick

something small in between your legs

damn bro your dick is so small

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021