National pussy pic day

National pussy pic day is Oct 4 lol

it's national pussy pic day, so do ur job, chick

by Jaybird675 October 05, 2022

National pussy pic day

You have to send a pussy pic

Hey it’s national pussy pic day, send me ond

by Mthf June 06, 2022

Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.

“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”

by Johnheartlebob October 17, 2023

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day

November 31st is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Isaac Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are excited to give Isaac top on National give sloppy toppy to Isaac day!

by DefinitelyNotIsaac69 November 30, 2023

Twos Day

When you realize that 02/22/22 was in Tuesday.

Holy crap, it's Twos Day!

by steammustachio February 24, 2022

Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.

by Beetits June 18, 2018

Day-Care Pot

You and your boys all put a sperm sample into the same pot to make a mix of 2+ babies.

Person 1: hey what’s this little pot?
Person 2: oh that’s just mine and my friends day-care pot

by butteredpopcorn August 15, 2022