Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Bulgarian Dick Needle

A public torture method in Bulgaria where your dick gets put in a custom fitting dick guillotine while they tie your arms and legs to boards. But, instead of cutting off your dick they stick a needle all the way through your urethra.

“yo man did you hear about the guy who was sentenced to a public Bulgarian Dick Needle.”

by Bulgarian tweedler beeder January 23, 2025

Dick sucker

Something Joesph Harold does too often

Joesph is the number 1 dick sucker at Farmington

by Todd44 April 28, 2017

Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Dick

Dick a male's gender organ or a slur which defines how someone was acting, usualy in a negative way

billy was acting like a dick yesterday

by aplikatora1231 November 17, 2022

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Dicked

A person having a penis but the word is in past tense.

We don’t need small dicked men in our lives

by bigdickmasc December 27, 2020