international day of OJ

A day where OJ is celebrated, loved, and admired. Citrus enthusiasts will drink OJ furiously and passionately through miniature straws or intelligently sipping it in a wine glass. Traditional International day of OJ activities include (but not limited to): swimming in orange juice, staring at oranges, dodgeball with oranges, basketball with oranges, dancing with oranges, and kickball with oranges. Activities at OJ festivals are followed by a religious orange prayer and an feast filled with apples, bananas, grapes, mango, and raspberries.
Dude 1: “knock knock
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”

Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “orange”
Dude 2: “orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “knock knock”
Dude 2: “who’s there”
Dude 1: “ orange”
Dude 2: “ orange who”
Dude 1: “Yo you going to to the International Day of OJ festival tomorrow?”
Dude 2: “Hell yea”
by orangecitrusorange September 02, 2022
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july 31, haylen day

July 31 is Haylens birthday. Dont be shy to text em happy birthday!
whats today? July 31, haylen day happy b- day haylen!
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7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.
One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!
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12th of June, also known as Universal Send Booty pics day (USB), is a day you exchange booty pics with a person you admire.
Today is the 12th of June and I just got some booty pics from her because its Universal send booty pics day 📸 🍑
by Webstar101 June 11, 2024
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National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.
Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).
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Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.
by tally hall enthusiast August 27, 2023
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