Dick-fished

When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture

You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!

by Nyrakt45 May 2, 2020

speed dick

A mostly triangular shaped penis drawn by a troll around the mouth of an OC or charicter or drawing on a collaberative drawing site.

Bro my drawing just got speed dicked! I'm going to speed dick this motherfucker!

by DickRick990 March 28, 2025

Dick

The male sex organ of mammals

Jane doe: did you hear that trevor’s dick is huge?

by Brorelol June 27, 2021

Dick

The cigar looking thing that varies in sizes on guys. Connected to another part of the genital area ballsack
Also it squirts this weird smelly milk stuff

"Hey stepson can I suck the juicy ass dick"

by Dumbuselessstuff April 14, 2020

vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.

by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019