weed poachers

People asking you who you get your weed from

Random kid-Hey Mathew this is some great weed man who do you get it from?

Mathew- I'm not telling you, you fucking weed poachers!!

by DaChubKing February 21, 2014

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 06, 2022

Weed-Rich

Noun. How you feel when you leave with a fresh bag of weed. Rich- as in have an abundance of.
When you’re weed rich you don’t feel the need to conserve or pinch and may be more generous than usual.

Hey man, let’s roll a blunt, I’m weed-rich.

by Lizjunbrit June 29, 2019

evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

Weed-Axe

Look At the book by DR. Suess, the loraxe must be on some substance, or the author was on Maharajah.

Your mom is a Weed-Axe

by Ac3-Music Offical theorist December 15, 2021

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020

pink weed

something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama

"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau

by gategateholly July 17, 2023