Port O' Turd

Another name for a port o potty
:D

Me and my friends thought it was more accurate.

Port O' Turd is basically a Portable toliet you see at the carnival.

by jeska! June 1, 2007

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Get the Port O' Turdmug.

turd eating freak

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often

Bob is so fat that turd eating freak

by Pamula Anderson May 30, 2006

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Get the turd eating freakmug.

The toilet overflows after you've deposited a huge turd capable of choking someone to death. This turd swims with the rising toilet waters over the brim and sails for freedom whilst simultaneously chasing your wet, shitty, pants-around-the-ankles, self.

Be careful using that toilet! You don't want to be a victim of the Panama Canal Turd!

by Jami1026 March 24, 2010

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Get the Panama Canal Turdmug.

texas turd driller

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.

That girl got a bacterial infection in her vagina because she got a Texas Turd Driller.

by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004

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