when a person contracts a new STD from a dirty bitch named Tana who so rudely defecates in your household toilet while she knowingly is infected with an STD or all of them for that matter ... and your evil spouse or ex spouse sets out for revenge for unfaithful behaviors and takes your personal toothbrush and scrubs the inside of said household toilet with said personal toothbrush and puts it back in it's proper resting place for you to then unkowingly use said personal toothbrush to rid your mouth of morning dick and/or dirty pussy breath obtained from last night's adventures which then causes the mixture of STDS to invade , infect, and take over your mouth now infecting you with tanatoilettitus . ENJOY!!
Dude, you've got a real shit situation on your hands, huh? Sucks to be you - looks like you got a serious case of the Tana-toilet-titus! Someone needs to invent a mouthwash that can handle all those STDs at once.
by Fefe and shardin January 29, 2025
Get the Tana-toilet-titus mug.when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.
person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”
these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.
by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018
Get the toilet tag team mug.Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Every toddlers motivation to act like a fucking retard. If you enjoy watching this shit I hope he ascends your asshole whilst singing skibidi. The cameramen won't save your sorry ass. Anyway stay safe from these deformed ass toddlers who watch goofy ahh stuff on their mothers phone. If you live with or see a skibidi child, to everyone a favour and grab them by the leg , backhand slap them and yeet them to Jesus.
Person: Heya, little guy. What'ya watching?
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
Toddler: *Slowly turns around* Skibidi Toilet
Person: Aight, your meeting your lord today *yeets*
by Woah, bitch March 25, 2024
Get the Skibidi Toilet mug.A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
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