texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.
1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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national hug a wall day

National hug a wall day happens in January 29. You have to hug a wall atleast once on this day 😋❗❗ Y'all better do it roaches 🙄✋
Daniel - What day is it?
Katie - It's national hug a wall day!!! YOU BETTER HUG A WALL SO IT WONT FEEL SAD 🤬🤬🤬
by Living roach December 18, 2020
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Dirty walle

A dirty walle is where you find a picture of a big wog and then jizz in sashas mouth wile fingering a child and molesting a grandmar
Oh that wog hit me with a dirty walle
by I hate black people March 13, 2023
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Wall Girl

When you are so intoxicated at a party that you always end up leaning against a wall.
Guy:"Hey who's that girl leaning on the wall over there?"

Kub: "Oh that's just Wall Girl"
by The Real Wall Girl February 7, 2013
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Sexy Wall

That one wall that replaces a human partner.
DAMN! Thats a Sexy Wall!!!!
by AURORA POLAROID February 19, 2021
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Wall swim

When you're performing oral sex or having sex and the female is a such ecstasy she's swimming backwards of the wall
I was teaching my girl how to wall swim
by Wall swiming November 26, 2021
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Idiot Wall

When your driving on any two lane road and you have a car in front of you and one on your left or right driving under the speed limit at the exact same pace!

Also know as a "moron blockade"
Goddamnit I'm already late and now I'm stuck behind this idiot wall!!!
by JonEcakes July 31, 2016
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