1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.
2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.
Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.
I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.
Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.
I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
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2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
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