Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.
Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.
by frogkingdadinlaw September 04, 2023
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Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.
I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.
by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021
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Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.
Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.
by Capgrid4 February 01, 2017
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The Funky Pirate

The Funky Pirate was a low-budget club in Haiti, but was never really a club. It was more a place for shady people to do underground deals. The Funky Pirate was made famous when someone was hired to kidnap a French boy for ransom. It closed in 1990 when someone hired a hitman there.
I'm going to the Funky Pirate, for I need to kill someone but I'm not man enough to do it.
by crap house hose May 03, 2021
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pirate pool

Common term used in playing pool when you give your opponent a bad shot on purpose. Usually done at the end of the game when you're about to win and you don't want your opponent to catch up
Player 1: You completely missed your shot, why did you put it in the worst place possible?
Player 2: Pirate pool.
by TheeeWiseJanitor August 07, 2017
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Post pirate

A person who waits a few months after you post something cool to repost it as thier own original "discovery"
Thats the third thing sheila posted this week that i. Posted months ago..shes such a post pirate!
by Brickbaterang July 27, 2017
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Pirate Nigarr

Someone that does something stoopid.
Neina "Steve you Pirate Nigarr!"
by KCJVG October 22, 2020
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