mother fucker

A very good family friend.

Guy 1: You are a mother fucker!
Guy 2: Your mother says so too!

by NigerKiler August 14, 2023

Makeup mother

One who teaches you the ways of makeup

Omg, her makeup is on point! Her makeup mother taught her well!

by J. Ortega July 23, 2013

Mother

Someone who was NEVER there for me.

My Mother was never there for me... ; ;

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

mother-shucker

A person who takes your mom by the ass and shucks her like an ear of corn.
Usually no body likes this person because they are either too annoying, too retarded, or too much of both.

Person 1: There goes that mother-shucker, Jeremy again.
Person 2: Oh that Jeremy!

by David autistic November 6, 2021

Mother of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Mother of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Mother of Universe, what happened to you?

Mother of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

your mother

something i banged

Jake:I banged your mother yesterday
Brian:But my mother is dead

by I wanna commit die January 11, 2022

Mother tax

The option to eat any unattended food left by family.

A portion of food that must be given to the mother on request.

I’ll have some of that please - Mother tax.

by Motherperson September 26, 2023