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take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)
wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011
mugGet the take the beach homemug.

Taking the trump out

Another way of saying taking the trash out replace trash with trump also insinuating that trump stinks
Isabel:mum I'm taking the trump out it really stinks

Mum: okay
by Trumphater1000 December 12, 2016
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Double-take Funny

When something is not funny enough to laugh at originally but causes a much more intense delayed laugh. Usually directed at shows trying to do what the Office did, because of the epic but mildly funny attempt.
"We cooked that California shaped cake with a real wildfire."

*awkward pause*

(was that too politically incorrect to be funny?)

....nope. Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

.................... that was a bit of a Double-take funny, eh?
by Pudding383838383 September 19, 2009
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Take it up the Ladder

Sympathy butt-fucking to make up for your transgressions. Taking it up the arse. Fudge-packing. Butt Sex.
Steve said he was so sorry for the inconvenience, and he would take it up the ladder.
by RuthlessEmpire November 6, 2015
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Sheila Take a Bow

Is it wrong to want to live on your own?
No, it's not wrong, but I must know
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Is it wrong not to always be glad?
No, it's not wrong, but I must add
How can someone so young
Sing words so sad?
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
And don't go home tonight
Come out and find the one that you love
And who loves you
The one that you love and who loves you
Take my hand and off we stride
You're a girl and I'm a boy
Take my hand and off we stride
I'm a girl and you're a boy
Sheila take a, Sheila take a bow
Throw your homework onto the fire
Come out and find the one that you love
Come out and find the one you love
by Death Menace February 8, 2023
mugGet the Sheila Take a Bowmug.

taking some time

by jkloltol January 16, 2008
mugGet the taking some timemug.

taking babies milk

easy - smack the baby and grab the boob
Processing invoices is like taking babies milk.

your mom is like taking babies milk
by carlton vadermeer November 16, 2016
mugGet the taking babies milkmug.

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