Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

swapping special spit

the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio

Mikey always swapping swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.

by Sillygritty July 30, 2022

Alabama Dinner Special

Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.

See also: admiral

Uncle daddy was fucking me from behind last night and gave me the ole Alabama Dinner Special.

by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017

chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.

Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!

by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017

the clint eastwood special

when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.

I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.

and how did that go for you?

well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.

by german sniper January 9, 2008

green light special

When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you off. But as Soon as it is turning red you take off, and make them wait again.

This dude cut me off back there so I got in front and gave him the green light special.

by Bomb April 5, 2005

Pee wee Herman special

Pee wee Herman special deal at movie theater man personalized butter up your Pop corn with his dick

You want pee wee Herman special for Pop corn

by Kingofdick June 26, 2019