A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019
Get the Mike Pence Specialmug. The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
by 00(-7) October 3, 2012
Get the [Secret Service Special]mug. Sexual act in which while fucking someone doggy style you grab their arms and steer them out the front door and bang their head on the broken stove in the front yard.
See also: admiral
See also: admiral
by Threedickeddinosaur September 14, 2017
Get the Alabama Dinner Specialmug. A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.
Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!
by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017
Get the chinese daily specialmug. when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a "distance competition" with the cum shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. While all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers asshole using the cum as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm turd is taken and used as a dildo for one of the 3 assholes.
I went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.
and how did that go for you?
well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.
and how did that go for you?
well we couldnt get a firm turd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the cumshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.
by german sniper January 9, 2008
Get the the clint eastwood specialmug. When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you off. But as Soon as it is turning red you take off, and make them wait again.
by Bomb April 5, 2005
Get the green light specialmug. by Kingofdick June 26, 2019
Get the Pee wee Herman specialmug.