When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
Get the Italian Blind Russianmug. When your partner engages in oral sex except keeps a certain amount of vodka in their mouth while they begin to blow you, strong burning sensation follows, however, this only intensifies the bj
Tommy and Heather were studying together when Tommy hadn't got any thrill for so long. He looked in the fridge where he hid his emergency vodka, he looked over at heather and said, " Hey babe, you mind giving me a Russian drumblow?"
by B.Katzroy April 27, 2015
Get the Russian DrumBlowmug. 1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.
1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)
2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.
Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.
by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021
Get the Russianmug. Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
Get the RUSSIAN BOTulismmug. When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.
I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away.
by SkumKrank August 27, 2025
Get the Russian Phone boothmug. me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug. When someone who inserts their penis into another person and tells them they will pull out, but at the last minute doesn’t and cums inside them.
by Sue Casa April 18, 2020
Get the Russian pull outmug.