russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.

"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"

by freaky greeky December 29, 2023

I’m a Russian spy

It’s a very good a nice complement to yourself and it’s a great thing to say around the public! This word boost confidence and is a very good comeback.

Opponent: Look at this nerd with big glasses

Crowd: OHHHHHHH OH MY GOD!
You: I’m a Russian spy

EVERYONE: GONE

by Ridikreaper June 11, 2023

russian minion

something that you type when you're bored and confused

"I like russian minions, green eyes, brown hair, muscular, atleast 170 pounds."

by RussianMinion May 18, 2022

russian bsd tiktoks

the russian side of the bungo stray dogs fandom that are very weird and funny

person 1: “why have i got random russian bsd tiktoks of fydor with his toes out!?

person 2: “because the russian fandoms are silly like that”

by bridgettexdazaismuthot May 27, 2024

Russian Juggernaut

Simply inserting a vodka soaked tampon into your asshole

Drinking at church is frowned upon so I went with a Russian juggernaut.

by C/O6860 July 20, 2019

Russian

A nasty ass gangsta slav.

Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine because he is a Russian.

by teknomanzer February 24, 2022

russianitis

Russianitis is a disease that turns you russian. That's it.

"ДРУГ! Кажется, я заболел несчастливой болезнью!" screamed Mark, now russian.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?" replied Andrew.
Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk on russianitis

by rhombicosidodecahedronfan100 October 31, 2020