She-Penis

An extremely large clitoris resembling a tiny penis. This is frightening to most men, particularly when it becomes erect.

Dude, that chick from the gym I took home last night had a she-penis. I told her to lay off the roids and got the fuck out asap. Can you believe she asked me to suck it?

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

Penis Rot

Also known as dick cheese penis rot is a disgusting fungus that is produced from under washing of the penis.

Dude, he hasn't showered in weeks. He must have an awful case of penis rot.

by Myawesomelife February 23, 2009

Penis Day

A day of celebration for dicks. It usually falls on August 18th.

Guy: Your birthday falls on the same day as Penis Day.
Guy 2: I wish you never brought that into my mind. Don't do that again.

by Nekromancers September 5, 2020

pant penis

The bunching up of one's trousers around one's pelvic area, usually involving the zipper giving the illusion that one has an erection.

Note: Can apply to women too. It is usually more humourous when it does.

Cindy, you totally have a pant penis!
Gimme a sec Brian, I gotta fix my pant penis.

by Loki 1337 July 20, 2008

coconut penis

A flavor of an energy drink for Asian homosexuals that appeared on "The Office".

whats up bruv is that the coconut penis flavor for that new energy drink

by eddiehof January 16, 2018

penis dotter

A man who dips his dick in ink and signs important documents with it.

"Hey man, did you see that penis dotter who signed the merger and acquisition?"

by Becks & Posh April 19, 2010

yoyo penis

NOT a dick hanging by a string that bounces up and down. it's what a guy has when one does jumping jacks.

girl 1 "did you see that guys yoyo penis?"

girl 2 "omg yes, mr. O'niell really needs to stop making him do jumping jacks."

by dickcheesemaster May 27, 2014