Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17

Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose

by Hancock nose December 11, 2023

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

nose job

Pretty much like a blow job, except using the nostril instead of the mouth.

Doctor: what the hell happened
girl: I gave my boyfriend a nose job

by the funny one February 13, 2015

stoner's nose

Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.

Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.

Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.

by stevecurse June 18, 2011

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 16, 2023

Nose

No
Overly
Shitting

Ever

Guy 1: Dude! You should never ever NOSE
Guy 2: Why the fuck would I?

by !Leave!?Okay? April 6, 2017

pick ya nose

A group of degenerates that sit in a messenger call smoking their lungs off till they eventually die, usually get into arguments and can never decide on anything. Keyboard warriors. Junkies

Pick ya nose is the name of a famous groupchat

by pickurnose November 7, 2023