Tik Tok brain

The resulting brain damage from incessantly using the video media platform otherwise known as tik tok, thus leading to the severe attention deficiency epidemic we are facing today. One will find it difficult to sit through a five minute video. Is treatable.

" hey we should the bee movie."
".... ehhh idk that movie is kinda long.. "
"... bitch u have tik tok brain its the fuckin bee movie."

by SE:cain August 8, 2020

brain cell genocide

Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.

Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.

Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.

Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.

by Darren C March 26, 2008

sexy brain wrinkle

the opposite to smooth brain syndrome, meaning you're good at making your bed

"You were even born with sexy brain wrinkles" - BTS

by oh na na what's my name February 8, 2018

Clairvoyant Space Brain

1. A mind capable of not just seeing the future, but also manipulating time and matter--and the ability to summon Oreos.

"EXCUSE ME Jericho, for not possessing the kind of clairvoyant space brain necessary to instinctively know something that has never until this point been mentioned, and indeed will never be used again!"

by Robert Deagle January 11, 2009

Tik tok brain

When you've wasted hours of your life watching tik tok and afterwards all you remember is tik tok songs and dances

I was watching tik tok all night last night, i cant focus in lessons, i have tik tok brain

by Randzy December 31, 2019

Big Brain Moment

When a nigga says some smart shit and the brain begins to get fucking large and niggas can see that shit. They notice and call you a nigga having a big brain moment.

This Nigga is having a big brain moment

by BigBrainNigga October 17, 2019

Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022