michael ibezim 

A caring young man with a promising future

He is hardworking he is such a Michael Ibezim

michael ibezim by Mich zuk May 13, 2019

Michael Slushie 

the ultimate slushie and monster mango loco combo.

“Jaysus that Michael Slushie was amazing”

Michael Slushie by MichaelSlushie May 19, 2019

michael vallerie 

Michael Vallerie is a stupid piece of shit, he farts all the time and won't stop eating dairy. He smells like poopy butts and he drives a BMW but its a 3 series.

Look at that tool, must be related to michael vallerie

michael vallerie by funmaterflex May 23, 2019

Michael Rucker 

Michael Rucker is a sweet boy and is really funny. He will be your one and only true love, and his hair drives your crazy. Michael's are really sexy but they don't talk about it. They are extremely cute and you will be over protective of him to make sure that nobody will take them away from you. If you have the chance to kiss Michael Rucker, well... don't do it because I will find you, that's my boyfriend and if you take him then that will be the last of you: ) but Michael are sweet and you should never let them go, I mean like why would you need to, you love the shit out of them

Serrana: if anybody takes (Michael Rucker) then I will be really sad

Michael Rucker by Yeetus my fetus July 19, 2019

Michael Edgar Miller

Stupid blonde bitch that lives in nixa missouri accuses people of things he don’t know shit about and knows nothing about life and honestly will suck ur dick for a dollar

Michael Edgar Miller !! Come over here and suck my dick

Michael Edgar Miller by The mf nigga October 1, 2019

Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

Michael Vega by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke 

The worst teacher to possibly exists
Will tell you to stop talking even tho ain't even talking.

Not married

Has no coxk

"Michael rocke, has no cock" Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke by Thiccboiiiii69 October 18, 2019