Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.

Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"

by MasturbAZN February 4, 2009

Jack Cassidy

An Absolute Fucking Badass

Jack Cassidy is a motherfucking badass

by WannaShift? January 14, 2019

jumping jacking

when the guy exsplodes with so much cum it send the gir flying in the air ussaually to her death

sally dies whille jumping jacking

by the jacker12321 April 24, 2016

eyeless jack

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Jack manifold

Hottest man ever

“What’s that jack manifold clip” “oh you mean the” did you get a whoopa clip

by Iluvmommymilkers May 18, 2021

Underwater Jacking

I believe a better term for wanking in the tub would be "Bathturbation"

Last night Dan had a bath and performed Underwater Jacking aka Bathturbation

by lizard_lightning March 21, 2015

Jack Black

An actor who is also in the comedy rock band Tenacious D, which does NOT sing the songs "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and "My Biznitch is the Shiznit"!

Corky & The Juice Pigs sing "I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" and Instant Boy Band sings "My Biznitch is the Shiznit".

"Man, Jack Black is awesome in Tenacious D!"
"Yeah, I love 'Gay Eskimo'!"
"You fucktard, they don't sing that song!"

by mystikraven May 13, 2006