this machine kills facists

That poster in Margo’s room says “this machine kills facists”

by …0o0 April 21, 2023

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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

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This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018

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Inserting a tampon and the string looks like a mouses tail hanging out of her vagina.

omg, my girlfriend is such moody bitch right now, she must be killing white mice.

by Ron Damint June 26, 2017

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today is the day that you kill a freshman. Try for it to be the least annoying freshman so everyone hates you.

Senior: hey it’s October 27th!
Freshman: what’s that mean
Senior: National kill a freshman day! *chops his head off*
Freshman: *dies of death*

by ItsDonnie234 October 23, 2022

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Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

by LeroyJenkems November 09, 2019

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If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

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