Elijah is hot

Elijah is hot because of... 1. his genetics. 2. his smile. 3. his personality. 4.everything.

“Woah bro! Elijah is totally adorable.”

“Elijah is hot” is the coolest phrase ever!”

by presleykayalex December 31, 2020

hot topic

A store that in its heyday ('90s-'10s) had mass appeal to faggoths, "edgy" skater kids, pop punkers and other strumous tenderlings. Common items sold there in this period included ridiculous kinky parachute pants, useless Happy Bunny accessories, CDs by Korn, HIM, Avril Lavigne and shirts displaying unfunny "ironic" slogans and overplayed pop culture references. With the decline of mallgoth fad the store renovated its image to appeal to "scene" bandwagon jumpers, replacing dominatrix pants with ball-splitting skinny jeans, nu metal CDs with screechy metalcore and endless HIM paraphernalia with neon-gore t-shirts of "scene" bands like Bring Me the Horizon and Blood on the Dance Floor. With its continuing declining sales, Hot Topic has also tried to appeal to a more "preppy" crowd by peddling worthless Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj merch. The store's bankruptcy is becoming increasingly imminent, with the "scene" trend going out of style, replaced by swaggotry, a fad already catered to by Zumiez that Hot Topic could never pull off due to its "goffik" roots. The other prominent youth trend of the '10s, hipsterdom, is one Hot Topic could never take advantage of as no hipster would ever shop at such a "mnstrm" outlet (they prefer American Eagle). And old Hot Topic shoppers are butthurt they no longer have a place to pick up edgy BDSM getups, heartagram dildos and Happy Bunny thongs. Looks like an appropriately dark future for Hot Topic...

faggoth: I just spent $85 on a pair of Tripp parachute pants at hot topic because I'm liek sooo edgy and nonconformist like that
real goth: fuck off I'm trying to read Paradise Lost and your faggotry is drowning out my Nick Cave -_-

by DemiurgicGenesis October 22, 2012

hot new

to be the great new thing. All that. linked to cocky people with a talent.

"that quarterback comin outta texas is the hot new."

"This dude over there thinks he's the hot new, don't he"

by -B-Nic- July 31, 2006

Hot Stamp

When one blows a load on a tramp stamp, then smacks the area of ejaculation.

My girlfriend just got a tattoo of a sunrise right above her ass... Can't wait to hot stamp her!

by K2 Inc November 15, 2010

Hot Topic

A punk/goth (whatever you want it to be) store that has sold out with rap, country, pop. Oh and can't forget the posers.
Sad.

Me with boyfriend:

Me: Maybe they'll have a new Cannibal Corpse shir...oh my god...
Bf: What?
Me: What the fuck is that!? Why the fuck is a lady gaga shirt in here..oh my god theres more! Country artists? Gross. They've sold out!

Bf: And what the fuck are they playing? Rap? God...
Me: Oh my god lets leave, this is disgusting, Hot Topic is a fucking sell out...

(true story) :p

by LadyOfCarnage March 22, 2010

hot pocket

when you fall asleep with your dick in a girl and wake up feeling warm you call it a hot pocket

man i fell asleep during sex and when i woke up it felt like a hot pocket

by darkoathangel May 17, 2020

ha-hot

Combination of funny and hot.

Could be use in several ways:
- Gigi had a ha-hot day at the beach with her silly friends.

- We were a mess and couldn't stop laughing! Makeup melted and we got to the point that we were just ha-hot and didn't care anymore!

- one can also describe a funny and good looking person as "ha-hot" ... Xavier is ha-hot!

by VGVGVG August 20, 2010