Ethan

This nigga has a cock bigger than colin and will always be your friend the only bad thing is that he's has Aids which he has received from a women by the name of emily Spain

Person 1: Hey is that ethan
Person 2: You mean the nigga with Aids?

by Big_fella25 April 5, 2018

Ethan

The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass

"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"

by MaxD2005 May 22, 2023

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 3, 2022

ethan

ethans are terrible humans who will make u want to jump In front of a train they are deffintley going to hell they are liars and manipulators and thwy domt care about anyone but there self

"that's Ethan he's evil as fuck! he texted my whole family."

by dictionary duck October 10, 2023

ethan barker

who the fuck is courtney?

“suck my dick” - ethan barker

“aight” - not courtney

by bthanearker November 20, 2019

Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Ethan

A man who looks like Napoleon Dynamite, Freak in the sheets, farts on command, and occasionally crashes out on football.

Ethan come fix this back

Ethan come wash the dishes

Ethan can you get me a towel

by danaynay26 November 19, 2025